December 2010
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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championadeku asked: Hi God, why do you h8 me?
Dec 1st
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Anonymous asked: Arceus, can you please speak so that everyone can understand you?
Dec 1st
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Anonymous asked: I KNOW YOU'RE THE POKEGOD...

BUT DON'T STEAL MY LINE.

-PROPOSAL!ANON
Dec 1st
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blazblaziken-deactivated2011020 asked: YOU ARCEUS!
THANKS FOR LIKE... CREATING EVERYTHING AND ALL!
THAT'S AWESOME.
SO I WONDERING WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF TEAM PLASMA AND THEIR BELIEF THAT POKEMON AND HUMANS SHOULD BE SEPARATE. BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE BEING WITH HUMANS! AND I DON'T WANT TO BE SEPARATED FROM THEM!
Dec 1st
October 2010
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Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Reblog if you want people to leave what Pokemon...
commandermars: Yeah, what type am I…?
Oct 4th
“MINE MILKSHAKES BRINGETH ALL OF THINE SUITORS TO MINE COURT”
– IS ARCEUS HIP YET
Oct 3rd
Flint told me to kill myself.
thisiskotone: T ^T THY SUGGESTETH A NOBLE METHOD OF SELF-EXECUTION MINE PREFERENCE BECKONS TO FIRE
Oct 2nd
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flintstrollalmighty asked: HEY ARCEUS, I'D JUST LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR CREATING FRIED CHICKEN. I BOW TO YOU, AND I NEVER BOW. /BOW
Oct 2nd
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flamboyantwallace asked: Well, I'm set on Eye Shadow.
But if I do get extra presents, perhaps some more Pokemon supplies? Being a contest master is great and all, but let's face it. Pokemon are expensive.

But I love my team too much... I only want the best for them...
SANTA-ARCEUS, CAN YOU BRING MY POKEMON PRESENTS INSTEAD OF ME? :D
Oct 2nd
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Oct 1st
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Anonymous asked: As God, how often do you feel ashamed of your creations?
Oct 1st
villyisthename-deactivated20100 asked: THANKS FOR THE FOLLOW, MY LORD.
Oct 1st
uwah-itsbianca asked: Hello Mister nice Legendary Pokémon sir!! ^0^
Oct 1st
Ehehehe whawt iws a bowner? evewryowne iws...
IT BEETH A DEVICE THY CREATED TO HELP THINE HUMANS REPRODUCE, YOUTH REDDY.
Oct 1st
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voiceoftheforest-deactivated201 asked: (Sometimes I think you just like to watch us squirm, cause you have a twisted sense of humor.)
Oct 1st
September 2010
33 posts
To be nice to a girl.
the-mighty-wake: You must learn to be nice to the ocean first! NO, THOU FIRST SHALT MAKE THINE SACRIFICES TO THINE GOD
Sep 30th
Anonymous asked: Oh heavenly one, is it true that you fist bumped another deity such as yourself, ergo creating the Big Bang that created the universe?
Sep 29th
ARCEUS IS A TROLL
champlanceftw: Y U DO DIS DIZZINESS HOT BREATHS SORE BODY SORE THROAT SADFACE WHAT WOULDETH THOU DO WITH THINE POWERS OF GOD?
Sep 28th
professorrowan:  iamarceus replied to your post: WHAT SINS HATH THOU COMMITTED? NOT HELL, MINE CREATION. PURGATORY. PLEASE ARCEUS NO! WHAT!? BUT THY HATH REFURBISHED IT AND EVERYTHINGETH IT NOW HAVETH BIGGE ADOBES AND A SWIMMING POOL IT HATH IMPROVEDETH QUITETH GREATLY
Sep 28th
oldwinona asked: Please don't judge Rowan on what people say about him Arceus, he's probably the most just and kind person on Pokétumblr.
Go after Ritchie instead.
Sep 28th
miloticishere asked: Thank you for bringing someone like little ol' me into this world.
Sep 28th
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tehmudkipzarewin asked: OHAI SIRETH ARCEUS SIRETH.
HOW MAYETH THY SPEAKETH LIEK-ETH THOU-ETH ONE DAY-ETH?

THY DESIRE-ETH TO HAVE-TH THOUEST STYLE OF SPEECHETH SO I MAY APPEARETH WIZE TO ALL WHO HARK ME.
Sep 28th
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APPARENTLY THY MUST PARTAKE IN THINE RITUAL SPOKEN...
((MAN SHORTS KID HAS BEEN TAKING SUCH A BACK SEAT TO THIS ACCOUNT LATELY :c SOB))
Sep 28th
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itsshooti-deactivated20110104 asked: You must be the god of all Pokémon, am I correct? May I take a photo of you?
Sep 28th
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elitefourflint asked: HELLO ARCEUS, HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE MORNING? OR EVENING OR WHATEVER DAY IT IS IN THE HALL OF ORIGIN.
Sep 28th
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screamingtittiesitskyogre asked: Arceus, I'm getting stalked by Team Aqua....again.

And their leader is trying to molest me....again.

Can I get some help?
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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AN EXCERPT FROM ARCEUS'S DIARY
 1 In the beginning Thy created the heavens and the earth.  2 Now the earth was [a] formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Thy was hovering over the waters.  3 And Thy said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 Thy saw that the light was good, and Thy separated the light from the darkness. 5 Thy called the light “day,” and...
Sep 28th
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voiceoftheforest-deactivated201 asked: (Hey, bossman. I'm in serious need of a vacation. You think you could get Dialga to cover my duties for me in the mean time?)
Sep 28th
pureshaymin-deactivated20101017 asked: Hiiii Arceus!~<3
Sep 28th
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~*SPARKLING BRILLIANCE*~: My SPARKLING LIGHT... →
sparkling-superstar-tucker: iamarceus: sparkling-superstar-tucker: HELLO DARLINGS~*~ TODAY I TRAVELED TO THE ~MARVELOUS~ ISSHU REASON! Overall, I have to say it was mostly UN-sprakling. The trainers were all fashionable, with their fabulous skinny jeans and long, flowing, GLIMMERING green hair. But the pokemon were horrendous! One had this disgusting ‘fro, and… THOU ART THE ONE THAT...
Sep 28th
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~*SPARKLING BRILLIANCE*~: My SPARKLING LIGHT... →
sparkling-superstar-tucker: iamarceus: sparkling-superstar-tucker: HELLO DARLINGS~*~ TODAY I TRAVELED TO THE ~MARVELOUS~ ISSHU REASON! Overall, I have to say it was mostly UN-sprakling. The trainers were all fashionable, with their fabulous skinny jeans and long, flowing, GLIMMERING green hair. But the pokemon were horrendous! One had this disgusting ‘fro, and… THOU ART THE ONE THAT...
Sep 28th
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flintstrollalmighty asked: THY FOUL BEAST TOGETARO WAST MEANT TO BE AN OMELETTE? THOU SHALL AVENGE YOU, MASTER ARCEUS. I SHALT USE THINE OWN HANDS AND FRYING PAN AND PRODUCE TO YOU THE OMELETTE OF THE VILE BEAST TOGETARO!
Sep 24th
Anonymous asked: What is the purpose of Mew and Deoxys?
Sep 24th
Anonymous asked: I THOUGHT GARY OAK WAS GOD NOT ARCEUS. IS THIS NOT TRUE?
Sep 17th
im-a-machine-deactivated2011030 asked: sup.
Sep 17th
flintstrollalmighty asked: HEY BRO. HOW ART THOU FEELING? DOST THOU HATE THINE CREATION, THE HORRIBLE TOGETARO, AS MUCH AS MINESELF? TOGETARO IS NO MORE THAN A MISCREANT AND MISERABLE CREATURE. HE DESERVETH NOT A COMPLETE LIFE, AND MUST FORTH BE CONTAINED IN HIS UNDEVELOPED SHELL FOREVER.
Sep 17th
leadergreen-deactivated20101002 asked: Whats your fave colour?
Sep 17th
porygonz-deactivated20101108 asked: God, are you there? It's me, PORYGON.
Sep 17th
~*SPARKLING BRILLIANCE*~: My SPARKLING LIGHT... →
sparkling-superstar-tucker: HELLO DARLINGS~*~ TODAY I TRAVELED TO THE ~MARVELOUS~ ISSHU REASON! Overall, I have to say it was mostly UN-sprakling. The trainers were all fashionable, with their fabulous skinny jeans and long, flowing, GLIMMERING green hair. But the pokemon were horrendous! One had this disgusting ‘fro, and… THOU ART THE ONE THAT CREATED THY ABOMINATIONS DOEST THOU KNOW...
Sep 17th
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“IT APPEARETH I HATH LOST MINE LEGENDARY PLATES. IF MINE LEAGUE OF CREATIONS...”
– NO FAULT ON MINE PART, HARK. THY HATH NOT MISPLACED THEM WHILST TENDINGETH MINE COURTLY YARD. THY ART TOO HOLY FORETH THAT. I MIGHTE REWARD YEE GREATLY IF YEE FINDETH THEM.
Sep 5th
champlanceftw asked: OH HEY ARCEUS, SUP.
Sep 1st
Sep 1st
Anonymous asked: Soooooooooo....
What was the purpose of magikarp?
Sep 1st